April242014

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

(via townesy)

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peliconsume:

nonchalantpursuer:

skootertrolls:

speedo-roleplays:

peliCAN

  • fish
  • fly
  • swim
  • sit
  • stretch

peliCAN’T

  • talk
  • run
  • tie shoelaces
  • vote
  • pay taxes

you pelican’t tell pelican what they pelican and pelicannot do

yeaH THATS RIGHT

BIRDS CAN TIE THEIR SHOELACES I BET

AND VOTE

BIRDS RIGHTS

PELICAN RIGHTS

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(via mavkakiss)

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peliconsume:

nonchalantpursuer:

skootertrolls:

speedo-roleplays:

peliCAN

  • fish
  • fly
  • swim
  • sit
  • stretch

peliCAN’T

  • talk
  • run
  • tie shoelaces
  • vote
  • pay taxes

you pelican’t tell pelican what they pelican and pelicannot do

yeaH THATS RIGHT

BIRDS CAN TIE THEIR SHOELACES I BET

AND VOTE

BIRDS RIGHTS

PELICAN RIGHTS

image

(via mavkakiss)

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argea:

uh in 2001 after 9/11 some kid asked me why my dad like flew a plane into the two towers and like my friend said, “leave her alone, she’s one of the good ones” and people would call me a terrorist up until like middle school in 2006 so no, you can’t wear a bindi what the fuck

(via mavkakiss)

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tea-in-the-tardis:

howtocatchawhovian:

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 


omg

how is anyone in australia still alive?

consuming vegemite daily reduces our susceptibility to animal venom

tea-in-the-tardis:

howtocatchawhovian:

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. 

moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

image

omg

image

how is anyone in australia still alive?

consuming vegemite daily reduces our susceptibility to animal venom

(via townesy)

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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

(Source: yorshs, via greyfawn)

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i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.


It’s like when Wile E Coyote runs off a cliff.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

It’s like when Wile E Coyote runs off a cliff.

(Source: gifak-net, via runicbasso)

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galactic-castle:

Inspired by the X-Files.


You captured Scully’s hair!

galactic-castle:

Inspired by the X-Files.

You captured Scully’s hair!

(via jackpumpkinqueen)

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